iPoop

Well i've gotta say, since purchasing an iPhone a few months ago my bowel movements have become infinitely better. Sometimes i get so into it that it slips my mind that i'm still sitting on the thrown.

Sit down, check out what Cydia's got for me today, then proceed to play a game of dactyl, cameraman, or type out a text.

But whats the deal with toilet telephone calls? Is it ok as long as the person on the other end doesnt hear any tinkles, air passing, or kerplunks?

Oh, and please, please please... put your tele away BEFORE you stick your hand in to 'clean up' and don't take it out again until after you've washed your hands. Also, while standing up make sure your phone is securely in your pocket so it doesnt kerplunk!

Anyways, I think I've gotten all i need to out. Time to put the phone away and 'clean up'