Four months in New Zealand summed up in From's and To's

So I spent May-August of this year in New Zealand snowboarding
This pretty much sums up my excperience...

From Toronto to Denver to San Fran to Christchurch to queenstown
From picking up baggage to “what do we do now?”
From ‘cool’ to ‘sweet as’
From walking to the ’92 Volvo 740GL
From right-side-drive to roundabouts to no stoplights to mountain switchbacks
From Base to Deco to Pounamu to Purple Cow to Deco
From Qtown to Arrowtown for famous pies, skateboarding, and soccer
From Arrowtown to the pond to feed ducks….quack quack mufukka
From 'No food or drinks in the common room' to 15 people with smelly feet cramming in there to closing at 12 to food being stolen (usually milk) to security cameras
From snowboarding to making dinner to watching discovery channel to going to town
From Altitude to Buffalo Club to Winnies to BarUp to Tardis or 24 convenience store
From steak & onion rolls to chicken cordon bleu to deepfried lasagna
From 4 hours sleep to Remarks or Cardrona
From dry dusty switchback to icy, muddy, no vis(ibility) snowchain drives up
From BSB to Ducks to Dagz
From foreigner to local
From Aussies to Hong Kongers to English to Danes to Canadians to Irish to Irish to Irish to Irish to Irish to Irish to Irish to Irish to Irish………
From snow 1 day in Q-town to wearing t-shirts around
From Mt. Hutt to that amazing cheap take-out spot
From Milford Sound to Remarks to Cardrona to Snowpark to Mt. Hutt to Ohau
From the Regrettables, to Trouble Cone to Concrete Peak to Mt. Shutt
From Queenstown to Wanaka
From steak and cheese to nacho and cheese to sausage rolls to mince (pies for breakfast)
From 14.99/lb of peppers to $4 Powerades
From ‘Whats the craic’ to minger to sound to lush
From snowboarding to skateboarding in the same day
From Tui to Speights to Monteiths
From Queenstown to Auckland to San Fran to Toronto

iPoop

Well i've gotta say, since purchasing an iPhone a few months ago my bowel movements have become infinitely better. Sometimes i get so into it that it slips my mind that i'm still sitting on the thrown.

Sit down, check out what Cydia's got for me today, then proceed to play a game of dactyl, cameraman, or type out a text.

But whats the deal with toilet telephone calls? Is it ok as long as the person on the other end doesnt hear any tinkles, air passing, or kerplunks?

Oh, and please, please please... put your tele away BEFORE you stick your hand in to 'clean up' and don't take it out again until after you've washed your hands. Also, while standing up make sure your phone is securely in your pocket so it doesnt kerplunk!

Anyways, I think I've gotten all i need to out. Time to put the phone away and 'clean up'

CRASH!

There's been a serious accident today on the information highway. I've been hit by a wagon, full speed... the bandwagon. Near fatal. The bastards hit me and were about to leave me for dead if it hadn't been for my bitchy screams and yelps. They scraped me off the pavement and threw me in the whip. Molested the hell outta me then wouldnt let me out.

So here I am... stuck on the wagon.

Now, when i say i got hit today i got hit hard. I started 4 new blogs ... Get Saucy, haphazarcast, sneaker & stiletto, and this one: rew.moo (which based on the url, isnt really a blog at all). Theres also been recent discussions with a friend of mine to do a collaborative blog, but drunk brainstorm sessions havent lead to any possible content. Heres what i plan to have in store for my blogs.

Get Saucy: A condiment connoisseurs guide to everything sauce (n'omo). I plan to provide my guide to sauces I've been putting on the food i've been putting in my belly.

haphazarcast: don't really know why a blog is needed for this one but i'm hoping to start a podcast with two buddies of mine Bradon and Chris. Called haphazarcast cause it'll end up being haphazard banter.

sneaker & stiletto: Another of Bradon, chris and I's ventures. Stay tuned.

rew.moo: Whats goin on with me... i guess... i think. Stupid, cool, news, thoughts, stupid cool, happenings, a blog guiding my other blogs

Now, this actually isnt my first stab at blogging. I started one up a little over a year ago and the idea behind it was to track the progress of a pair of denim i was wearing for a su.fu competition. The jeans were Warehouse 660's ... and the blog; didnt get past the initial soak and fit photo post.
So we'll have to see how this one turns out... very possible you are reading the last line of another 1-of-1 blog courtesy of me.

But keep an eye out nonetheless.

Yours truly,
rew.moo